I am crazier than usual right now. Coming from me, that's saying something. ASLFALSOIJADSKLNAOSIDJWEHS ( Read more... )

OMG...did you know how abysmally, appallingly BAD the Twilight series is ( Read more... )

Damn you White Grape Vodka, you traitorous, treacherous bitch ( Read more... )

Last night's girls night was cut a titch short when I fell asleep on the couch. *insert excuses about sick Fitzy, being up all Thursday night, blah blah blah* Never one to let good alcohol go to waste Kneegs decided to take one for the team and drink both our shares ( Read more... )

Holy shit that was a WEEKEND! Sorry, but I'm so tired I just wrote that I was tried and that makes me extra PUNCHY which makes me YELL AT PEOPLE. But. You know. Relatively quietly so you'll adapt ( Read more... )

Fuck, what an insanely busy week. I'm a GUBBERMENT WORKER dammit. I should be sitting here annoying you with hourly useless posts just to pass the time. I can't believe I haven't had time to post all week ( Read more... )

Yeah, so Tuesday night was going to be all the WIN in the world and for the most part it was. Sex and the City came out on DVD, I scored it super-cheapo, some of the finest ladies in the land came over to watch it while drinking Cosnos, which are like Cosmos if by 'like' you mean just a similar colour while tasting of pink Crystal Light instead. ( Read more... )

Right.

So.

Remember how yesterday I was complaining about the fact that I have never taken a shot in the face before?

Haha Universe. This was NOT what I had in mind...


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